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21 Funny Chiropractic Quotes



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Funny, inspirational and thoughtful. Here are 21 of the funniest chiropractic quotes.

Funny Chiropractic Quotes And Sayings

1. “If you ignore your health, it will go away.” – Unknown

2. “You are one adjustment away from a good mood.” – Unknown

3. “Blessed are the flexible for they shall not be bent out of shape.” – Unknown

4. “If you listen to your body when it whispers, you won’t have to hear it scream.” – Unknown

5. “A man is as young as his spinal column.” – Joseph H. Pilates

6. “Chiropractic makes me feel a few inches taller each time I come out.” – Christie Brinkley

7. “Don’t take chiropractors too seriously. They’re always pulling your leg.” – Unknown

8. “I warn you, I am a chiropractor! I will use my skills negatively!” – Bruce J Feldman

9. “Chiropractic is health insurance. Premiums small. Dividends large!” – B.J. Palmer

10. “The greatest wealth is health.” – Virgil

11. “If you keep postponing a decision, your indecision becomes your only decision.” – Unknown

12. “The prevention of health is easier than the cure of disease.” – B.J. Palmer

13. “Wondering if chiropractic is right for you? Do you have a spine? Then you should see a Chiropractor!” – Unknown

14. “The greatest medicine is to teach people how not to need it.” – Hippocratic School of Medicine

15. “A chiropractor accomplished in three weeks what the army doctors haven’t been able to do in two years.” – George Kennedy

16. “A man’s health can be judged by which he takes two at a time: pills or stairs.” – Joan Walsh Anglund

17. “The person who takes medicine must recover twice, once from the disease and once from the medicine.” – William Osler

18. “Nature needs no help, just no interference.” – B.J. Palmer

19. “My back pain has more personality than some of the people I’ve met in my life.” – Unknown

20. “My back pain is like a rock band. It gets louder every time I try to turn it down.” – Unknown

21. “I tried to give my back a break, but it turns out it’s already on permanent vacation.” – Unknown

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