55 Chiropractic Quotes

Funny, inspirational and thoughtful. Here are 55 of the best chiropractic quotes.

Chiropractic Quotes And Sayings

1. “But if I keep my core and back strong, the scoliosis doesn’t really bother me.” – Usain Bolt

2. “Since I’ve been in chiropractic, I’ve improved by leaps and bounds both mentally and physically” – Michael Jordan

3. “If you ignore your health, it will go away.” – Unknown

4. “You are one adjustment away from a good mood.” – Unknown

5. “Regular chiropractic adjustments go hand in hand with good health.” – Peter Fonda

6. “Look well to the spine for the cause of disease.” – Hippocrates

7. “Blessed are the flexible for they shall not be bent out of shape.” – Unknown

8. “If you listen to your body when it whispers, you won’t have to hear it scream.” – Unknown

9. “A man is as young as his spinal column.” – Joseph H. Pilates

10. “Increase your power the easy way through chiropractic.” – Unknown

11. “The preservation of health is easier than the cure of disease.” – B.J. Palmer

12. “As long as I see the chiropractor, I feel like I’m one step ahead of the game.” – Tom Brady

13. “I’ve been going to chiropractors for as long as I can remember. It’s as important to my training as practicing my swing.” – Tiger Woods

14. “I probably wouldn’t even be here now if it weren’t for chiropractic.” – Merle Haggard

15. “I rely on regular chiropractic care to keep in shape for my strenuous type of acting and singing.” – Liza Minelli

16. “The spine is the lifeline. A lot of people should go to a chiropractor but they don’t know it.” – Jack LaLanne

17. “Chiropractic makes me feel a few inches taller each time I come out.” – Christie Brinkley

18. “The person who takes medicine must recover twice, once from the disease and once from the medicine.” – William Osler

19. “The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.” – Voltaire

20. “The greatest discovery of any generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering the attitudes of their minds.” – Albert Schweitzer

21. “Let your food be your medicine and your medicine your food.” – Hippocrates

22. “Life is but the expression of spirit through matter. To make life manifest requires the union of spirit and body.” – D.D. Palmer

23. “The nervous system holds the key to the body’s incredible potential to heal itself.” – Jay Holder

24. “Don’t take chiropractors too seriously. They’re always pulling your leg.” – Unknown

25. “I warn you, I am a chiropractor! I will use my skills negatively!” – Bruce J Feldman

26. “Chiropractic is health insurance. Premiums small. Dividends large!” – B.J. Palmer

27. “Computer lab taking med school courses. Guess who just became a chiropractor in the Philippines!” – Bryan Moore

28. “Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing.” – Bob Hope

29. “Chiropractic embraces the science of life, the knowledge of how organisms act in health and disease, and also the art of adjusting the neuroskeleton.” – D.D. Palmer

30. “Chiropractic is simplistic and prefers natural methods to counter the illness.” – Danny Rimpson

31. “As a chiropractor, you must inform your patients regarding their health.” – Holly Genskay

32. “The treatments themselves do not cure the condition, they simply restore the body’s self-healing ability.” – Leon Chaitow

33. “The chiropractor accomplished in two weeks what the army of doctors haven’t been able to do in two years.” – George Kennedy

34. “The game of life requires the edge that chiropractic care provides.” – Jerry Rice

35. “I didn’t know how much I could improve until I started seeing a chiropractor.” – Gerald Wilkins

36. “Chiropractors crack me up.” – Anonymous

37. “Chiropractic gives me the flexibility I need to keep in the game.” – Venus Williams

38. “There is a vast difference between treating the effects and adjusting the cause.” – D.D. Palmer

39. “Chiropractors really are life savers. I didn’t really believe in them before but now I’m obsessed.” – Kim Kardashian

40. “A healthy body is the guest-chamber of the soul; a sick, its prison.” – Francis Bacon

41. “A wise man ought to realize that health is his most valuable possession.” – Hippocrates

42. “The master of your body did not run off and leave you masterless.” – B.J. Palmer

43. “The bitter taste of poor quality lingers long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten.” – Unknown

44. “If you keep postponing a decision, your decision becomes your only decision.” – Unknown

45. “98% of the atoms in your body were not there a year ago.” – Deepak Chopra

46. “The highest ideal of cure is the speedy, gentle and enduring restoration of health by the most trustworthy and least harmful way.” – Samuel Hahnemann

47. “If it were not for chiropractic, I would not have won the gold medal.” – Dan O’Brien

48. “Chiropractic care is the only real, long-lasting relief that I have found for my neck pain due to an old injury.” – James Arness

49. “Chiropractors correct abnormalities of the intellect as well as those of the body.” – D.D. Palmer

50. “The treatments themselves do not cure the condition, they simply restore the body’s self-healing ability.” – Leon Chaitow

51. “Chiropractic is a science just so far as it is specific.” – D.D. Palmer

52. “Chiropractic is founded upon different principles than those of medicine.” – D.D. Palmer

53. “Increase your power the easy way through chiropractic.” – Unknown

54. “Disease is a disturbed condition, not a thing or entity.” – D.D. Palmer

55. “The greatest wealth is health.” – Virgil

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